I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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