So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
