We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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