did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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