what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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