Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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