Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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