i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
