This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
im on a boat
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