Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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