I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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