Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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