I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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