Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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