? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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