I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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