"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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