in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
