Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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