i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Randomize
