PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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