Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
