We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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