My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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