They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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