I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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