TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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