I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
