The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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