Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Four minutes until I can fart!
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i would one night stand the shit outta him
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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