I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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