like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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