Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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