NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Randomize