I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You are a genius and a whore.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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