You're so nebulous sometimes
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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