So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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