bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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