How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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