found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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