You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
We are two peas in an std pod
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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