He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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