i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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