don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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