we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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