And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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