About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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