We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
