ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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