She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
