Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Let's paint friendship bongs
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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