just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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