Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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