drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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