How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
birth control should be required to get into college
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
