I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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