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i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.

(719): View more from Colorado

she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.

(414): View more from Wisconsin

are you serious?

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(519): View more from Ontario

I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke

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(515): View more from Iowa

theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."

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